Ross Quote #206

Quote from Ross in The One with Russ

Ross: Well, I am going to, uh get a beverage. Heh. Uh, it was nice, uh, meeting you.
Russ: Ditto.
Ross: I, uh, well I met Russ. Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Rachel: Well, we're not seeing each other, so-
Ross: Huh. Well, uh, for your information, there's a woman at the museum, who's curator of moths and other, uh, "winged things" who's, uh, let it be known that she is drawn to me, much like a well, you know. Ahem. Well, so far I've been keeping her at bay, but, uh, if this is the deal-
Rachel: Well, yeah, this is the deal.

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 ‘The One with Russ’ Quotes

Quote from Estelle

Estelle: Well, there's my favorite client. So, tell me, darling, how was the audition?
Joey: Well, I think it went pretty well. I got a callback for Thursday.
Estelle: Joey. Have you ever seen me ecstatic?
Joey: No.
Estelle: Well, here it is.

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Chandler: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.

Quote from Ross

Ross: She's dating? She's dating.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, but did you see who she was dating?
Ross: What do you mean?
Monica: Do you not see it?
Ross: See what? I don't know what she sees in, in that goober. And it- And it takes him, what? Like, like, I don't know, uh, uh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?
Chandler: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
Ross: [stammering] Yeah.