Monica Quote #128

Quote from Monica in The One with Russ

Chandler: Ross, read yours. I don't want to.
Rachel: Oh! Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
Ross: Yeah.
Joey: Maybe they do. I've been doin' this for ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's got to be a reason.
Ross: Oh, come on, man, you're just, uh, paying your dues. No, no, no. It's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Ross: What? That's crazy.
[ALL PROTESTING]
Monica: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind. "In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiani was able to achieve brilliant new levels of"- Continued on page 153 - "Sucking."

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 ‘The One with Russ’ Quotes

Quote from Estelle

Estelle: Well, there's my favorite client. So, tell me, darling, how was the audition?
Joey: Well, I think it went pretty well. I got a callback for Thursday.
Estelle: Joey. Have you ever seen me ecstatic?
Joey: No.
Estelle: Well, here it is.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.

Quote from Ross

Ross: She's dating? She's dating.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, but did you see who she was dating?
Ross: What do you mean?
Monica: Do you not see it?
Ross: See what? I don't know what she sees in, in that goober. And it- And it takes him, what? Like, like, I don't know, uh, uh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?
Chandler: Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
Ross: [stammering] Yeah.