Rachel Quote #161

Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Dad

Ross: Hey, Rach. I think I know what will make you feel better. How about you make a list about me?
Rachel: Forget it, Ross. No, I'm not gonna stand here and make a list- Okay, you are whiny, you are obsessive, you are insecure, you're gutless. You don't ever just, sort of "seize the day". You know, you liked me for a year and you didn't do anything about it. Oh, and you wear too much of that gel in your hair.
Ross: See, there, you- All right, you did what I said.
Rachel: And you know what? You're right. I do feel better. Thank you, Ross.

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 ‘The One with Phoebe's Dad’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Joey: I can't believe it's Christmas already. You know, one day you're eating turkey, the next thing you know your Iords are a-leaping and geese are a-laying.
Chandler: Which is why geese are so relaxed this time of year.

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: Nice seizing, gel boy.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Gram? Can I see the pictures of my dad again?
Frances: Oh, sure, sure. How come?
Phoebe: Just, you know, to see him.
Frances: Oh, sure. Here. This is the one of your father in a meadow. And, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite. And here he is at a graduation. Another graduation. Another graduation.
Phoebe: Okay, is this really my father?
Frances: Is it really your fa-? Well, of course it is.
Phoebe: I smell smoke. Maybe because someone's pants are on fire!