Phoebe Quote #178
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Phoebe: You know, this whole playing for money thing is so not good for me. I don't know, when l sang "Su-su-suicide" I got, like, I got $1.75. But then "Smelly Cat"? I got 25 cents and a condom. So, you know, now I just feel really bad for "Smelly Cat."
Rachel: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets "Smelly Cat." I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then whoosh!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.