Joey Quote #133
Quote from Joey in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Chandler: Transit Authority? I'm doing research for a book. I was wondering what somebody might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes, I realize that would be a stupid character.
Joey: Hi. Here's the deal: We lost a car seat on a bus. It's white plastic with a handle and it fits onto a stroller. Oh, and there was a baby in it. He wants to talk to you again.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.