Rachel Quote #139
Quote from Rachel in The One with the Baby on the Bus
Terry: Rachel, sweetheart, could I see you for a minute?
Rachel: What's up?
Terry: F.Y.I. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play here on Sundays afternoons. Her name is Stephanie something. She's supposed to be very good.
Rachel: But what about Phoebe?
Terry: Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad. It's that she's so bad she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around.
Rachel: Okay, so you're not a fan.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Baby on the Bus’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey, Rach, you want to hear the song I'm singing this afternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower.
Rachel: Okay.
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] I'm in the shower, And I'm writing a song, Stop me if you've heard it, My skin is soapy and my hair is wet, And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine!
Terry: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?
Rachel: Of course I clean it. I mean, I will clean it. I mean, I will clean it.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: But, I mean, come on. You cannot do this to her. I have to do this to her?
Phoebe: [playing guitar and singing] Lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, And lather, rinse, repeat, As needed.