Joey Quote #846

Quote from Joey in The One Where Ross Got High

Joey: The food smells great, Mon.
Ross: And the place looks so nice.
Joey: Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving.
Joey: Well, this has been great.
Ross: See you.
Monica: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going?
Ross: Oh, oh. We did say we'd stop by this little thing that Joey's roommate is having.
Monica: Oh, Janine, the really hot dancer girl?
Ross: Some would say she's attractive, yes.
Phoebe: And who else is going to be there?
Joey: Just some of her friends.
Rachel: Her dancer friends?
Joey: Yes. All right? All of her hot dancer friends are gonna be there and they'll be drinking and dancing and we really want to go.
Ross: Dude, we were good.

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 ‘The One Where Ross Got High’ Quotes

Quote from Monica

Monica: That's it. You know what? You've had your chance. Mom, Dad. Ross smoked pot in college.
Jack & Judy: What?
Ross: You are such a tattletale. Mom, Dad, you remember that time you walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
Jack and Judy Geller: Yes. [They both look at Chandler]
Ross: I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me. I'm sorry.
Judy Geller: It was you?
Monica: And Dad, you know that mailman that you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys. Ross did.

Quote from Jack Geller

Judy Geller: Chandler, you've been Ross' best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems, and now you've taken on Monica as well. Well, I don't know what to say. You're a wonderful human being.
Chandler: Thank you.
Jack Geller: No. Thank you!

Quote from Judy Geller

Judy Geller: That's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds. All right. Joey, if you want to leave, just leave. Rachel, no, you weren't supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me.
Jack Geller: And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
Judy Geller: Ross. Drugs? Divorced again?