Rachel Quote #561
Quote from Rachel in The One on the Last Night
Phoebe: Maybe instead of thinking about how you're going to miss each other, you should think about some of the things you're not gonna miss.
Monica: I don't think there's anything.
Phoebe: Come on, there's gotta be something.
Monica: No. She's perfect.
Rachel: I have one.
Phoebe: Good. Great. Okay, you can go first.
Rachel: Well, I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact that you're never allowed to move the phone pen.
Phoebe: Good. That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything? You know, does Rachel move the phone pen?
Monica: Sometimes. Always, actually.
Phoebe: Okay. There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?
Monica: Not just the phone pen. I never get my messages.
Rachel: You get your messages.
Monica: Yeah, well, I don't think it really counts if you have to read them off the back of your hand after you've fallen asleep on the couch.
Rachel: So you missed a message from who? Chandler? Or your mom? Or Chandler? Or your mom?
Phoebe: Great. It worked. No one's sad.
Friends Quotes
‘The One on the Last Night’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. Because I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Okay, I'm going to be moving out, so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right. And when is that due?
Chandler: On the first of the month.
Joey: And that's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's our phone number.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing. So why don't I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No, no. No way. Joey Tribbiani does not take charity ... anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe.
Joey: No. Forget it. I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Okay, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?
Chandler: Well, yeah. [Joey turns the lights off] So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?