Joey Quote #125

Quote from Joey in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant

Monica: And they made me head of purchasing, thank you very much.
Rachel: That's so cool!
Monica: Anyway, I just ran into Chandler and Ross downstairs, and I think we should go out and celebrate. You know, someplace nice.
Phoebe: Uh.
Joey: Someplace nice. How much you think I can get for my kidney?

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 ‘The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Waiter: Miss?
Rachel: [softly] Okay, I will have the side salad.
Waiter: [softly] And what would that be on the side of?
Rachel: I don't know. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water.

Quote from Phoebe

Waiter: Mmm. And for you?
Phoebe: I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and ... take care.

 Joey Tribbiani Quotes

Quote from The One After Vegas

Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Quote from The One with the Truth About London

Chandler: How can I not be upset? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out she wanted you first.
Joey: Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. We look at you and we see you together, and it just it fits, you know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.
Chandler: That's what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When you're marrying us, that's what you should say.
Joey: Really? I could do it?
Chandler: I'd love you to do it.
Chandler: But those are the words. Those exact words.
Joey: Well, I don't remember exactly but it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.