Chandler Quote #295
Quote from Chandler in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
Jade: So are we gonna get together or what?
Chandler: Absolutely. Uh, how about tomorrow afternoon? Do you know Central Perk in the village? Say, five-ish?
Jade: Great. I'll see you then.
Chandler: Okay. Having a phone has finally paid off.
Ross: Even though you do do a good Bob impression, I'm thinking when she sees you tomorrow she's probably going to realize you're not Bob.
Chandler: I am hoping that when Bob doesn't show up she will seek comfort in the open arms of the wry stranger at the next table.
Ross: Oh, my God. You are pure evil.
Chandler: Okay, [weighing with both hands] pure evil, horny and alone. I've done this.
‘The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Waiter: Miss?
Rachel: [softly] Okay, I will have the side salad.
Waiter: [softly] And what would that be on the side of?
Rachel: I don't know. Why don't you just put it right here next to my water.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.
Rachel: That's because you have it.
Ross: That's a good point.
Quote from Phoebe
Waiter: Mmm. And for you?
Phoebe: I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and ... take care.