Chandler Quote #294
Quote from Chandler in The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant
[phone rings, Chandler doesn't pick up]
Ross: You ever figure out what that thing's for?
Chandler: See, I'm trying this screening thing. If figure if I'm always answering the phone, people will think I have no life. My God, Rodrigo never gets pinned.
Answer Machine: [Joey] At the sound of the beep, you know what to do.
Jade: Hello. I'm looking for Bob. This is Jade.
I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us and how great it was.
Look, I know it's been three years but I was kind of hoping we could hook up again, you know. I barely had the nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
Ross: What?
Jade: I got a little drunk and naked.
Chandler: [answers the phone] Bob here!
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