Phoebe Quote #896
Quote from Phoebe in The One After Vegas
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night or...?
Rachel: What do you mean "last night"? Nothing happened last night.
Phoebe: Uh-huh. Ross invited us all to watch.
Monica: Rach, we weren't gonna miss our friends getting married.
Rachel: Oh! Who got married?
Chandler: You did.
Rachel: What?
Ross: Wait, hello. We didn't get married.
Rachel: No, we didn't get married. That's ridi-- [both gasp]
Ross: Wait, wait, wait. I remember being in a chapel. But they would not let us get married when we were that drunk.
Joey: They let you get married when you're drunk. Most people who get married in Vegas are drunk.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm drunk right now. What I can't have a mimosa with breakfast? I'm on vacation.
Friends Quotes
‘The One After Vegas’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: The bottom line, Ross, is we cannot stay married.
Ross: I don't know if that's true.
Rachel: Oh, but it is.
Ross: Okay. You know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage-
Rachel: Oh, Ross, come on. This is not a marriage. This is the world's worst hangover!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will.
Ross: All right. All right, I'll do it.
Rachel Thank you. Hey. Hey, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?