Rachel Quote #129
Quote from Rachel in The One with Phoebe's Husband
Ross: What's the longest you've been in a relationship before having the sex?
Rachel: Why? Who's not? Are you and Julie not? Are you and Julie not having sex?
Ross: Technically? No.
Rachel: Wow. Is it because she's so cold in bed? Or because she's, like, kind of bossy, makes it feel like school?
Ross: No. No. She's great.
And it's not like we haven't done anything. We do plenty of other stuff. Lots of other stuff like-
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no. Don't need to know the details.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.