Joey Quote #119
Quote from Joey in The One with Phoebe's Husband
Chandler: Joey was in a porno movie. If I'm going down, I'm taking everybody with me!
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Ross: You were in a porno?!
Joey: All right, all right. I was young and I just wanted a job, okay? But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it. So they let me be the guy who fixes the copier but can't because there's people having sex on it.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.