Ross Quote #178
Quote from Ross in The One with Phoebe's Husband
Joey: This is unbelievable, Pheebs. How can you be married?
Phoebe: Well, I'm not "married" married, you know? He was just a friend, and he's gay and he was from Canada, and he just needed a Green Card.
Monica: I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean, how could you not tell me? We lived together. We told each other everything.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like, judgmental and you would not approve.
Monica: Of course I wouldn't approve. I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
Ross: See? And you thought she'd be judgmental.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Phoebe's Husband’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?
Chandler: Why, yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Here I come. See, I'm coming to fix the copier. I can't get to the copier. I'm thinking, "What do I do? What do I do?" So I just watch them have sex. Then I say, wait, here's my line! "You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
Chandler: Nice work, my friend!
Joey: Wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blocking me. There I am. There I am. There I am. There I am.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: I'm meeting Duncan. He's skating tonight at the Garden. He's in the Capades.
Joey: The lce Capades?
Chandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.