Monica Quote #470
Quote from Monica in The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss
Phoebe: I just love the beginning parts of relationships, you know. You just can't keep your hands off each other.
Monica: I know. It is the best.
Phoebe: So how long did that last for you and Chandler?
Monica: What? It's still going on.
Phoebe: Come on, seriously. When did it end?
Monica: I am serious. I mean, we're all over each other all the time.
Phoebe: Okay, well you know where you are better than I do. I was just curious.
Monica: Okay. Why don't you just calm down, Phoebe? All right. Why don't you just get all your facts before you run around telling everybody you're the only hot couple.
Phoebe: God, I woke the beast. I was wrong, obviously. I just misspoke. It's okay.
Monica: It is okay. I mean, as long as you know Chandler and l are also very hot and fiery.
Just as hot as you. I mean, our flame. Whoo! It is on fire!
Chandler: Hey, Monica, here's your broom back.
Monica: You are so cute! [Monica passionately kisses Chandler]
‘The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Yeah, that's her. But you know what, it doesn't matter. I'm never going to get to meet her anyway.
Monica: Why?
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment. She lives in, like, some kind of hot-girl parallel universe or something.
Monica: What are you talking about? She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left.
Joey: No. No, she lives on the 3rd floor, eighth apartment from the left.
Monica: No. Those first two windows, that's the lobby. And you know that other window other there is the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: I did not know that. Thank you, Monica. I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I have a job interview at Ralph Lauren tomorrow.
Phoebe: Congratulations!
Joey: Oh, boy. That guy's underwear sucks.
Rachel: What?
Joey: Well, I got this pair marked "XS." Let me tell you, there was no room for excess anything in there.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You want to work on your interview skills?
Rachel: Oh, okay.
Phoebe: Okay. Let's start with the handshake. Hi.
Rachel: Hi.
Phoebe: Very good handshake. Good wrist action.
Monica: Let me try.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh, my God. What did I ever do to you?
Monica: Did I squeeze it too hard?
Phoebe: Let's just say I'm glad I'm not Chandler.