Ross Quote #170
Ross: Before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think and the next day you get back together with the guy and I look like a complete idiot?
Rachel: Oh, no, no, no.
Ross: Okay. Well, then, I think the guy's scum. I hate him. I mean, I actually I physically hate him. I always have. And you are way too good to be with a guy like that.
Ross: You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you and who gets how funny and sweet and amazing and adorable and sexy you are. You know? Someone who wakes up every morning thinking: "Oh, my God. I'm with Rachel!" You know? Someone who makes you feel good. Like the way I do with Julie.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. I mean, you could "get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true."
Quote from Rachel
Monica: This is amazing. How did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. And I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig?
Rachel: Julie! Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?