Chandler Quote #267

Quote from Chandler in The One with Ross's New Girlfriend

Chandler: Come on, Monica, things could be worse. I mean, you could "get caught between the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true."


 ‘The One with Ross's New Girlfriend’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Monica: This is amazing. How did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. And I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig?
Rachel: Julie! Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica: How who wears it?
Phoebe: Demi Moore.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a "he."
Phoebe: Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe: Oh. Oh, my God.
Monica: Oh, God!
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one is Demi Moore?
Monica: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica: I know!

Quote from Joey

Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?