Ross Quote #168
Quote from Ross in The One with Ross's New Girlfriend
Chandler: Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man!
Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?
Ross: Hey, what's going on?
Chandler: Joey's tailor took advantage of me.
Ross: What?
Joey: No way! I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was gonna do my inseam. Then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was definite-
Ross: What?
Chandler: Cupping.
Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over. Then they go up the other side, move it back, and then they do the rear.
Joey: What? Ross, will you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measures pants?
Ross: Yes, yes, it is. In prison!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Ross's New Girlfriend’ Quotes
Quote from Rachel
Monica: This is amazing. How did this happen?
Julie: Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.
Ross: But we haven't seen each other since then. And I land in China, guess who's in charge of the dig?
Rachel: Julie! Julie! Isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello. He'll know what it means.
Chandler: You sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we had discussed.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Monica: How who wears it?
Phoebe: Demi Moore.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a "he."
Phoebe: Well, he was a "he" in Arthur and in 10.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Phoebe: Oh. Oh, my God.
Monica: Oh, God!
Phoebe: Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Which one is Demi Moore?
Monica: She's the actress that was in Disclosure, Indecent Proposal, Ghost!
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Monica: I know!