Joey Quote #706

Quote from Joey in The One with the Cop

Joey: Let me ask you something. I was just over there talking with Monica and Chandler. Boy, they are really tight.
Rachel: I know.
Joey: That's not a bad situation they got going over there. Thinking of getting me one of those.
Rachel: What's up, Joe?
Joey: Well, the reason I think Monica and Chandler are so great is because they were friends first. So I asked myself, who are my friends? You and Phoebe. I saw you first, so...
Rachel: What are you saying?
Joey: I'm saying maybe you and I crank it up a notch.
Rachel: You know, honey as flattered as I am that you saw me first, I just don't think we should be cranking anything up.
Joey: I'll treat you real nice.
Rachel: Yeah. Well, you know. I think it's a great idea to become friends with someone before you date. But I think the way you do it is you meet someone, become their friend, build a foundation, then ask them out on a date. Don't hit on your existing friends.
Joey: Won't that take longer?
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah. Oh, but once you find it it's so worth the wait.
Joey: Yeah. I understand. Man, I wish I saw Phoebe first.

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Ross: Here we go. All right. Ready? Turn! Turn! Turn!
Chandler: I don't think we can turn any more!
Rachel: Ross, I just don't think it's going to fit.
Ross: Yeah, it will. Come on. Up, up, up! Up! Yes. Here we go. Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

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Ross: I still don't know. I'm sorry, I just want to make sure I bought the right couch. I need a couch that says "Kids welcome here," but that also says "Come here to me."
Rachel: What? You say that to kids?
Ross: No, no, no. The "Come here to me" is, you know, for the ladies.
Rachel: Ross, honey, it's a nice couch, it's not a magic couch.

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Rachel: Hey, Ross. I brought reinforcements.
Ross: Oh, great. You brought Joey?
Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing.
Ross: Chandler? You brought Chandler? The next best thing would be Monica!
Chandler: You know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so.