Phoebe Quote #133

Quote from Phoebe in The One Where Rachel Finds Out

Ross: Anyway, I'll be gone for a week. So if you want to reach me, you can't. So here's my itinerary. Here's a picture of me.
Phoebe: Oh, let me see.
Ross: Could you take it to Carol's now and then and show it to Ben just so he doesn't forget me?
Phoebe: "Hi, Ben. I'm your father. I am The Head! Pahh!" [Ross stares blankly at Phoebe] All right, this barbecue's gonna be very fun.

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 ‘The One Where Rachel Finds Out’ Quotes

Quote from Joey

Rachel: Who's this from?
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel: Oh, my God! He remembered!
Phoebe: Remembered what?
Rachel: lt was, like, months ago. We were walking by this antique store and I saw this pin in the window. And I told him it was just like one my grandma had when I was a little girl. I can't believe he remembered!
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane?
Phoebe: Oh, it's so pretty! This must've cost him a fortune.
Monica: I can't believe he did this.
Chandler: Come on, Ross? Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Chandler: Crystal duck.
Rachel: No, no, no. The um, the "love" part?
Chandler: Fl-[indistinguishable speech]
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no.
Joey: That's good. Just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.

Quote from Chandler

Joey: You know how you always think you're great in bed?
Chandler: The fact that you would even ask that question shows how little you know me.

Quote from Phoebe

Joey: It's a fertility study.
Monica: Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time.
Joey: Come on, you guys, it's not that big a deal. I just go down there every other day and make my contribution to the project. But at the end of two weeks, I get $700!
Phoebe: Wow. You're gonna be making money hand over fist.