Ross Quote #147
Quote from Ross in The One with the Fake Monica
Ross: Where exactly is your zoo?
Dr. Baldharar: Well, it's technically not a zoo, per se. It's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about Marcel. Does he fight with other animals?
Ross: No, no. He's very docile.
Dr. Baldharar: Even if he were cornered?
Ross: Well, I don't know. Why?
Dr. Baldharar: How is he at handling small objects?
Ross: He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean.
Dr. Baldharar: What about a hammer or a small blade?
Ross: Why would he need a blade?
Dr. Baldharar: If he's up against an animal with horns you got to give him something. Otherwise, it's just cruel.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Fake Monica’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. You know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big: which I'm not.
Chandler: Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin?
Joey: Stalin. Stalin. Do I know that name? It sounds familiar.
Chandler: Well, it does not ring a bell with me.
Joey: Joe Stalin. You know, that's pretty good.
Chandler: You might wanna try Joseph.
Joey: Joseph Stalin. I think you'd remember that.
Chandler: Oh yes. Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: Monica, okay? Honey, you're kind of losing it here. I mean this is really becoming a weird obsession thing.
Phoebe: This is madness. It's madness, I tell you. For the love of God, Monica, don't do it. Thank you.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey.
Ross: Just say what you feel, Joey.
Joey: Marcel, I'm hungry.