Ross Quote #516

Quote from Ross in The One After Ross Says Rachel

Emily: Yes. Do go on.
The Registrar: I think we'd better start again. Repeat after me. l, Ross-
Ross: I, Ross-
The Registrar: Take thee, Emily-
Ross: Take thee, Emily. Ha, ha. Like there'd be anybody else.
The Registrar: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health till death parts us.
Ross: As my lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and in health until death parts us. Really, I do. Emily.
The Registrar: Do you have the rings? Emily, place this ring on Ross' finger as a symbol of your bond everlasting.
Ross: Ah.
The Registrar: Ross, place this ring on Emily's hand as a symbol of the love that encircles you forever.
Ross: Happy to.
The Registrar: Ross and Emily have made their declarations and it gives me great pleasure to declare them husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.

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