Monica Quote #77
Quote from Monica in The One with the Evil Orthodontist
Joey: Hey, you know our phone's not working?
Chandler: What?
Joey: I tried to call you from the coffee shop and there was no answer.
Chandler: I turned it off. Mother of God, I turned it off.
Monica: Just like you told her you did. Just pointing out the irony.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Evil Orthodontist’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: So, why didn't you say anything?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io."
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: [uses Monica's phone to call his phone] Yes, it's working. Why isn't she calling me back?
Joey: Maybe she never got your message.
Phoebe: You know, if you want, you could call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps that means she didn't get her messages yet.
Chandler: Doesn't that make me seem a little-
Ross: Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
Quote from Joey
Joey: We gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff.
Monica: What kind of stuff?
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters.