Chandler Quote #204

Quote from Chandler in The One with the Evil Orthodontist

Chandler: I swear, years from now, school children will study it as one of the greatest first dates ever. It was unbelievable. We could totally be ourselves. We didn't have to play any games.
Monica: So, have you called her yet?
Chandler: And let her know I like her? What are you, insane?
Phoebe: Guys.
Monica: It's gross.
Chandler: It's the next day. How needy do I wanna seem?

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 ‘The One with the Evil Orthodontist’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Phoebe: So, why didn't you say anything?
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, no. Last time I left a spontaneous message I ended up using the phrase, "Yes, indeed-io."

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: [uses Monica's phone to call his phone] Yes, it's working. Why isn't she calling me back?
Joey: Maybe she never got your message.
Phoebe: You know, if you want, you could call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps that means she didn't get her messages yet.
Chandler: Doesn't that make me seem a little-
Ross: Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?
Chandler: Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.

Quote from Joey

Joey: We gotta do something about that guy. This morning, I caught him looking into our place. I feel like I can't do stuff.
Monica: What kind of stuff?
Joey: Will you grow up? I'm not talking about sexy stuff but, like, when I'm cooking naked.
Phoebe: You cook naked?
Joey: Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters.