Ross Quote #137

Quote from Ross in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

Rachel: It's not like I did this on purpose.
Ross: No, no, this is just vintage Rachel. Things just sort of happen around you. You're off in "Rachel Land," doing your "Rachel Thing", totally oblivious to people's monkeys or to people's feelings-

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 ‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: The cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Something brushed up against my right leg.
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

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Luisa Gianetti: Okay, are you aware possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.