Joey Quote #83
Quote from Joey in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Joey: We're sorry. You have no idea how sorry. But we promised we'd find this monkey. If you see him, he's about yea high and answers to the name Marcel. So if we could get pictures of you, you'd really be helping us out.
[the woman slam the door in Joey and Chandler's faces]
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: The cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Something brushed up against my right leg.
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.
Quote from Phoebe
Luisa Gianetti: Okay, are you aware possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.