Ross Quote #134
Quote from Ross in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away
Ross: I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.
Rachel: I know. I'm sorry.
Ross: I guess it's partially my fault. You know, I mean, I shouldn't have asked you to start off with a monkey. I should have started you off with, like, a pen or a pencil.
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: The cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Something brushed up against my right leg.
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.
Quote from Phoebe
Luisa Gianetti: Okay, are you aware possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.