Monica Quote #72

Quote from Monica in The One Where the Monkey Gets Away

Rachel: Oh, great.
Monica: What is it?
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for inspiration.
Oh, my God. It's Barry and Mindy.
Monica: Barry, who you almost-
Rachel: Barry, who I almost.
Monica: And Mindy, your maid of-
Rachel: And Mindy, my maid of.
Monica: Let me see. That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty ... lucky to have had a friend like you.

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 ‘The One Where the Monkey Gets Away’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Monica: He pooped in my shoe.
Phoebe: Which one?
Monica: The cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Phoebe: No, which one? The right or left? Because the left one is lucky.

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Phoebe: Oh, my God.
Monica: What?
Phoebe: Something brushed up against my right leg.
Monica: What is it?
Phoebe: Oh, it's okay. It was just my left leg.

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Luisa Gianetti: Okay, are you aware possession of an illegal exotic is punishable by two years in prison and confiscation of the animal?
Phoebe: Oh, my God. You'd put that poor little creature in jail?
Monica: Pheebs, remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
Phoebe: Yes, but there isn't always time.