Dr. Green Quote #18
Quote from Dr. Green in The One with the Race Car Bed
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute. His name is Dr. Bobby?
Rachel: That's his last name.
Ross: And his first name.
Dr. Green: He's Bobby Bobby?
Rachel: It's Robert Bobby. And excuse me, he helps me.
Ross: Please. Ask her how?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Rachel: My alignment. I've got one leg shorter than the other.
Dr. Green: Oh, my God.
Ross: Argue with that.
Rachel: What? It's true. My right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on, you're just tilting!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Race Car Bed’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm sorry. It's just-
Dr. Green: Ross? What's with the neck?
Rachel: He's got this thing and I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor.
Dr. Green: You still going to that chiropractor? The man couldn't get into med school in lxtapa!
Ross: Thank you. That's what I keep saying.
Quote from Dr. Green
Dr. Green: You know what's really good here? The lobster. What do you say, shall I just order three?
Ross: Yeah. If you're really hungry. It was a joke. I made a joke.
Rachel: Actually, Daddy, Ross is allergic to lobster.
Dr. Green: What kind of person's allergic to lobster? I guess the kind of person that works in a library.
Ross: It's not-
Dr. Green: I know. It's a museum! You're the only who can make a joke? At least mine was funny. Waiter, we will have two lobsters and a menu. [gestures apologetically]
Quote from Dr. Green
Ross: So, Dr. Green, how's the old boat?
Dr. Green: They found rust. Do you know what rust does to a boat?
Ross: Gives it a nice antique-y look?
Dr. Green: Rust is boat cancer, Ross.
Ross: Wow, I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.