Chandler Quote #1000
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey
Chandler: I'm doing this because I'm sorry?
Monica: Do you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Chandler: Oh, no. The best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth, you know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. Will you be my wife?
‘The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey’ Quotes
Quote from Ross
Steve: I came to talk to you about Howard.
Ross: Howard?
Steve: Yes. He's the handyman. He's going to be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in $100 as a kind of a "thank you for all the hard work" type of thing.
Ross: That's nice.
Steve: Yeah. So, you want to give me a check?
Ross: Oh, uh-
Steve: Oh, you don't have to give it to me right now. You can slip it under my door.
Ross: No, no. It's not that. I just moved in.
Steve: Well, the guy's worked here for 25 years.
Ross: Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard. I mean, I don't know Howard.
Steve: Howard's the handyman.
Ross: Yes, but to me, he's just "man."
Quote from Ross
Ross: I'm sorry. You guys want to probably get some hugs in too. Big news!
Rachel: No, that's okay. We've actually known for a while.
Ross: What? What? You guys knew? You all knew and you didn't tell me?
Rachel: Well, Ross, we were worried about you. We didn't know how you were going to react.
Ross: You were worried about me? You didn't know how I'd react?