Chandler Quote #171
Quote from Chandler in The One with Two Parts: Part 1
Chandler: Excuse me.
Joey: Hello, miss.
Chandler: It's Phoebe.
Chandler: Hi.
Ursula: Hi. Okay, will that be all?
Chandler: Wait, wait. What are you doing here?
Ursula: Yeah, I was over there then you said, "Excuse me, hello miss." So now I'm here.
Joey: No, no. How come you're working here?
Ursula: Right, yeah. Because it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.
Chandler: Can we start over?
Ursula: Yeah, okay, great. I'm gonna be over here.
Chandler: No, no.
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Carol: It's impossible. It's just impossible.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: What that woman did. I am not doing that! It's just going to have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same. It'll just stay in.
Ross: Carol, honey. Everything's going to be all right.
Carol: Oh, what do you know? No one's going up to you saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?!"
Quote from Chandler
Mr. Douglas: She's still here.
Chandler: Yes. Yes, she is. Didn't I memo you? After I let her go, I got a call from her psychiatrist, Dr. Flanen- Dr. Flanan-, Dr. Flan. And he informed me that she took the news rather badly. In fact, he mentioned the word "frenzy".
Mr. Douglas: You're kidding, she seems so-
Chandler: Oh, no, no. Nina? She is [makes crazy noises]. In fact, if you asked her right now she would have no recollection of being fired at all. None at all.
Mr. Douglas: That's unbelievable.
Chandler: And yet believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I'm sure she will be of no threat to herself or others.
Mr. Douglas: I see. I guess you never really know what's going on inside a person's head.
Chandler: Well, I guess that's why they call it psychology, sir.
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Chandler: This is unbelievable! It's been half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham about now.