Chandler Quote #161
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Stoned Guy
Rachel: Oh my God, what happened to you?
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests, and what do I learn? "You're ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Phoebe: That's so great! Because you already know how to do that.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Stoned Guy’ Quotes
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Monica: He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's this cute little place on tenth street. It's not too big. It's not too small. It's just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?
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Monica: So was it a lot more money?
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys who's in his office until 1 o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: The, the "WENUS"?
Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage System. It's a processing term.
Rachel: Oh, that WENUS.
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Chandler: This is great. You ready?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: [on the phone] Helen, could you come in here? Thank you, Helen. That'll be all. Last time I do that. I promise.