Monica Quote #55

Quote from Monica in The One with the Stoned Guy

Monica: These are rock shrimp ravioli in a cilantro ponzu sauce with just a touch of minced - [Steve eats them all] - ginger.
Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
Monica: Gosh! I'm so glad you liked them.
Steve: Like them? I could eat 100 of them!
Monica: Oh. Well, that's all there is of these, but in a about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Steve: "Tartlets"? "Tartlets." "Tartlets. " Word has lost all meaning.


 ‘The One with the Stoned Guy’ Quotes

Quote from Chandler

Monica: He showed me where the restaurant's gonna be. It's this cute little place on tenth street. It's not too big. It's not too small. It's just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blond woman and some bears?

Quote from Chandler

Monica: So was it a lot more money?
Chandler: It doesn't matter. I just don't want to be one of those guys who's in his office until 1 o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.
Rachel: The, the "WENUS"?
Chandler: Weekly Estimated Net Usage System. It's a processing term.
Rachel: Oh, that WENUS.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: This is great. You ready?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Chandler: [on the phone] Helen, could you come in here? Thank you, Helen. That'll be all. Last time I do that. I promise.