Joey Quote #1631
Quote from Joey in The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss
Ross: Well, I'm so excited about this.
Rachel: Really? Excited?
Ross: What, are you kidding? I have had some very dirty dreams about this.
Rachel: Excuse me. You didn't tell him, did you?
Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take them back. I'm gonna edge out Chandler!
‘The One After Rachel and Joey Kiss’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: One more thing. There might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Phoebe: Her name's Precious? Is she a pure breed, or did you pick her up at the pound?
Mike: I just wanted to give you a heads up.
Phoebe: Okay. And if she gets upset just scratch her tummy and give her a liver snap.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Wait a minute. Ross and Charlie. Joey and Rachel. Phoebe and Mike. We're the only ones leaving with the person we came with.
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
Quote from Phoebe
Precious: Wait. I'm not letting you leave until you tell me what's going on. I mean are you guys getting back together or something?
Phoebe: All right, Susie. Can I call you Susie?
Precious: My name is Precious.
Phoebe: I can't say that. Uh, Susie, I'm gonna be straight with you.