Ross Quote #398

Quote from Ross in The One with the Jellyfish

Rachel: Hey. What happened to you? Why didn't you come up?
Ross: Done.
Rachel: You just finished?
Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean, this is clearly very important to you. To us. So I wanted to read every word carefully. Twice.
Rachel: So, does it?
Ross: I'm sorry?
Rachel: Does it?
Ross: Does it? [pondering] Does it? Yeah, I wanted to give that whole "Does it?" part just another glance.
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross? You just said you read it twice. Look, you know what, it either does or doesn't. And if you have to even think-
Ross: No, Rach, I don't have to think about it. In fact I've decided. I have decided that it ... does.
Rachel: [after getting teary-eyed, Rachel hugs Ross] Are you sure?
Ross: Oh, sure, I'm sure!


 ‘The One with the Jellyfish’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Rachel: And hey, just so you know. It's not that common. It doesn't happen to every guy. And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!

Quote from Ross

Rachel: My mom never thought this would work out. She said, "Once a cheater, always a cheater." Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost those four months. But if time was what you needed to gain a little perspective.
Ross: We were on a break!

Quote from Joey

Monica: I mean, I thought I would pass out from the pain. Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way. So ...
Ross, Rachel and Phoebe: Ew!
Joey: That's right. I stepped up. She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you.