Joey Quote #1457
Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Chandler: Look at these videos. I mean, who does he think he is? "Magnum Force", "Dirty Harry", Cool Hand Luke. Oh, my God.
Joey: What?
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Ooh. A tape with a girl's name on it. It's probably a sex tape. ... Wait a minute. This says "Monica." And this is Richard's apartment. ...
Chandler: Get there faster!
Joey: [gasps]
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!