Ross Quote #1113
Quote from Ross in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Rachel: Well, what did you do to make her laugh?
Ross: Well, I sang. Actually I rapped "Baby Got Back."
Rachel: You what? You sang to our baby daughter a song about a guy who likes to have sex with women with giant asses?
Ross: You know what, if you think about it it actually promotes a healthy body image because even big butts or "juicy doubles" are-
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Please don't take her away from me.
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!