Joey Quote #1456
Quote from Joey in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Chandler: Do you have any ideas?
Joey: Yeah, this guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kind of cool, huh? Pitching in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus.
Monica: Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
Joey: Yeah, right. People eat birds. Bird meat. Now, do they just fly into your mouth? Or do you go in a restaurant and say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." Or maybe just a wing.
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!