Ross Quote #1111
Quote from Ross in The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song
Ross: Look at you. You are the cutest little baby ever. You're just a little-bitty baby, you know that? But you've got-You've got big, beautiful eyes. Yes, you do. And a- And a big, round belly.
Big baby butt. [chuckles] I like big butts. [rapping] I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist. And a round thing in your face. You get-
[Emma giggles]
Ross: Oh, my God, Emma. You're laughing. Oh, my God. You've never done that before, have you? You've never done that before. Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, Daddy and Sir Mix-A-Lot.
‘The One With Ross's Inappropriate Song’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hello!
Mike: Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.
Phoebe: [as Katharine Hepburn] Theodore, Bitsy. What a delight.
Bitsy: It's so nice to finally meet you.
Phoebe: And you. Your home is lovely.
Bitsy: Well, thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: Holy crap!
Quote from Mike
Mike: Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.
Mike: But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?
Quote from Phoebe
Mike: Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner.
Phoebe: I had a great time. [as Katharine Hepburn] It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich. Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet. Ta-ta!