Joey Quote #48
Quote from Joey in The One with the Dozen Lasagnas
Joey: How about if we split it?
Chandler: What do you mean, like, buy it together?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Do you think we're ready for something like that?
Joey: Why not?
Chandler: Well, it's just a big commitment. What if one of us wants to move out?
Joey: Why? Are you moving out?
Chandler: l'm not moving out.
Joey: You'd tell me if you were moving out, right?
Chandler: Yes. Yes. It's just, with my last roommate-
Joey: I know all about Kip.
Chandler: We bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married. And things got pretty ugly.
Joey: Well, let me ask you something. Was Kip a better roommate than me?
Chandler: Oh, don't do that.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Dozen Lasagnas’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Rachel: I can't believe you don't wanna know. I couldn't not know. If the doctor knows, Carol and Susan knows-
Monica: And Monica knows.
Ross: How could you know? I don't even know.
Monica: Carol called to thank me for the lasagna. I asked. She told me.
Joey: So what's it gonna be? [Monica whispers in Joey's ear.]
Ross: Oh, great! Now he knows.
Monica: I'm sorry. l'm just excited about being an aunt.
Joey: Or an uncle!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Okay, so just because it was my table, I have to buy a new one?
Joey: That's the rule.
Chandler: What rule? There's no rule. if anything, you owe me a table.
Joey: How did you get there?
Chandler: Well, I believe this piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delveccio.
Joey: You knew about that?
Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Ross, did you really read all these baby books?
Ross: Yep. You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I could find my way out of there like that!
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool. It says in some parts of the world people actually eat the placenta.
Chandler: And we're done with the yogurt.