Ross Quote #88
Quote from Ross in The One with Mrs. Bing
Rachel: Now, this is just the first chapter and I want your absolute honest opinion. Okay?
And on page two, he's not reaching for her "heaving beasts."
Monica: What's a "niffle"?
Joey: You can usually find them on the heaving beasts.
Rachel: All right, all right. Okay, so I'm not a great typist.
Ross: Wait, did you get to the part about his "huge, throbbing pens"? Tell you, you don't wanna be around when he starts writing with those.
Rachel: That's it. Give them back.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Mrs. Bing’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Quote from Chandler
Jay Leno: [on TV] Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom. I don't mean that in a bad-
Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condoms.
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have got to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing: Oh, please, honey. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.