Joey Quote #45
Quote from Joey in The One with Mrs. Bing
Joey: He told her off. And not just about the kiss.
Ross: You're kidding?
Joey: No, no. He said, "When are you grow up and start being a mom?" Then she came back with: "The question is, when are you grow up and gonna realize I have a bomb?"
Ross: Are you sure she didn't say: "When are you gonna grow up and realize I am your mom?"
Joey: That makes more sense.
Ross: You think? So, what's going on now?
Joey: I don't know. I've been standing here spelling it out for you.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Mrs. Bing’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Quote from Chandler
Jay Leno: [on TV] Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom. I don't mean that in a bad-
Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condoms.
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have got to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing: Oh, please, honey. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.