Phoebe Quote #64

Quote from Phoebe in The One with Mrs. Bing

Monica: This is so typical. You know, we give and we give and we give. And then we just get nothing back. And then one day, you wake up, and it's, "See you around." Let's go, Phoebe.
Phoebe: You know what? We thought you were different. But I guess it was just the coma.

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 ‘The One with Mrs. Bing’ Quotes

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.

Quote from Chandler

Jay Leno: [on TV] Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom. I don't mean that in a bad-
Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condoms.
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.

Quote from Chandler

Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have got to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing: Oh, please, honey. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.