Phoebe Quote #63
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Mrs. Bing
Rachel: Central Perk is proud to present Miss Phoebe Buffay.
Phoebe: Thanks. I'd Iike to start with a song about a man I recently met who's come to be very important to me.
[singing] You don't have to be awake, To be my man, Long as you have brain waves, I'll be there to hold your hand, Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say- [sees Monica sneaking out of Central Perk]
Okay, thank you very much. I'm gonna take a short break.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Mrs. Bing’ Quotes
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you think they have yesterday's Daily News?
Monica: Why?
Phoebe: I just wanna check my horoscope, see if it was right.
Quote from Chandler
Jay Leno: [on TV] Don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom. I don't mean that in a bad-
Nora Bing: [on TV] Oh, no. I'm a fabulous mom. I bought my son his first condoms.
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have got to tell you, I have read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Nora Bing: Oh, please, honey. Listen, if I can do it, anybody can. You just start with half a dozen European cities, throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia and, bam, you have got yourself a book.
Chandler: My mother, Iadies and gentlemen.