Ross Quote #1428
Quote from Ross in The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister
Rachel: Hey. The most unbelievable thing happened today.
Ross: Hi.
Rachel: So I'm having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns it he
works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and he's going to call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview.
Ross: So this guy's helping you for no apparent reason? And he's a total stranger?
Rachel: Yeah. His name is "Mark" something.
Ross: Sounds like "Mark Something" wants to have some sex!
Rachel: What?
Ross: I'm just saying, why else would he swoop in out of nowhere for no reason?
Rachel: To be nice?
Ross: Hey, Joey, are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
Joey: No, only for sex.
Ross: Thank you.
‘The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'm taking my ex-girlfriend off my speed dialer. No, no, no, no. It's a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why can't we savor the precious moments? Those are some huge breasts you have.
Quote from Ross
Chandler: It's got to be Veronica. The girl in the red skirt. I definitely stuck my tongue down her throat.
Monica: That was me.
Chandler: Look, when I've been drink, sometimes I get overly friendly and I'm sorry.
Rachel: That's all right.
Ross: That's okay.
Quote from Chandler
[Joey's sisters enter the apartment]
Chandler: Okay. How many of that girl are you seeing?