Chandler Quote #110
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Monkey
Chandler: You know, I just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. [kissing sound]
Phoebe: Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight.
Rachel: I can't kiss anyone.
Monica: So, I'm kissing everyone?
Joey: No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Ross: Oh, perfect, so now everybody's getting kissed but me.
Chandler: Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! All right!
Joey: All right! There! [Joey kisses Chandler as Ross takes a picture]
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