Chandler Quote #103
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Monkey
Phoebe: I just wanna be with him all the time. You know, day and night. And night and day. And special occasions.
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute. I see where this is going. You're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you? You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
Phoebe: No! No, no. No. Yeah, could I just?
Chandler: Yeah. 'cause I already asked Janice.
Monica: What?
Ross: Come on, this was a pact! This was your pact!
Chandler: I snapped, okay. I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped!
Monica: But Janice? That was like the worst breakup in history!
Chandler: I'm not saying it was a good idea. I'm just saying I snapped.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Monkey’ Quotes
Quote from Janice
Janice: I'm gonna blow this one up and write "Reunited" in glitter.
Chandler: All right, Janice, that's it! Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn't necessarily think it meant-
Janice: Oh, no! Oh, no! [crying]
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood.
Janice: Oh, my God. You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me. One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. [singing] I made a man with eyes of coal, And a smile so bewitching, How was I supposed to know, That my mom was dead in the kitchen?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: [singing] My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's freezing, I feel a little sneezy, And now I-