Phoebe Quote #53

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Monkey

Ross: That's Marcel. Wanna say hi?
Monica: No, no, I don't.
Rachel: HOh, he is precious. Where did you get him?
Ross: My friend Bethel saved him from a lab.
Phoebe: That is so cruel. Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethel?

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 ‘The One with the Monkey’ Quotes

Quote from Janice

Janice: I'm gonna blow this one up and write "Reunited" in glitter.
Chandler: All right, Janice, that's it! Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice, when I invited you, I didn't necessarily think it meant-
Janice: Oh, no! Oh, no! [crying]
Chandler: I'm sorry you misunderstood.
Janice: Oh, my God. You listen to me, Chandler. You listen to me. One of these times, it's just gonna be your last chance with me!

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: I wanna start with a song that means a lot to me this time of year. [singing] I made a man with eyes of coal, And a smile so bewitching, How was I supposed to know, That my mom was dead in the kitchen?

Quote from Phoebe

Phoebe: [singing] My mother's ashes, Even her eyelashes, Are resting in a little yellow jar, And sometimes when it's freezing, I feel a little sneezy, And now I-