Phoebe Quote #1271
Quote from Phoebe in The One with Rachel's Date
Phoebe: Okay. But the question is, who's gonna go first? Because whoever goes second is the bitch.
Monica: What do you mean?
Phoebe: Come on, the boss that fires a guy that's just been dumped? Bitch! And the woman who dumps a guy that's just been fired? Blond bitch!
Monica: I wanted to do this days ago, so I think I should go first.
Phoebe: All right, that makes sense. But screw you! I'm going first!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with Rachel's Date’ Quotes
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: So he calls me Toby once in a while. What's the big deal? It could be worse. It's not like he's calling me Muriel.
Ross: Muriel. Why would he call you Muriel? Oh, my God. Chandler "M." Bing. It's not just an "M." Your middle name is Muriel!
Chandler: Ssh. It is a family name.
Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never even gave you a chance, did they?
Quote from Joey
Joey: Dude, what is going on?
Ross: I just have to find out how it went.
Joey: Why?
Ross: This guy could be my baby's stepfather.
Joey: They go on one date and you're worried about them getting married? He's not you!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey, Bob.
Bob: Hey, Toby. Have a good night.
Ross: Did that guy just call you Toby?
Chandler: Yeah, he thinks that's my name.
Ross: Well, why don't you correct him?
Chandler: Oh, it's been going on way too long now. I mean, the first time he said it, were just passing in the hallway so I didn't say anything. Then the next time he said, "Hey, Toby, you want a doughnut?" And I wanted the doughnut. And now it's five years later, the doughnut's gone and I'm still Toby.